mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
me:
mom:
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
mom:
me:
mom: this isn't normal

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I wish that middle school was like Ned’s Declassified, it would have made it 1457983476984576x better

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brain-food:

Tiny Victorian Cottage

With only $3000 on renovation and furniture, Sandra Foster transformed a Catskills hunting cabin into this romantic 9-by-14-foot Victorian cottage. She did all the carpentry work herself, using vintage columns, flooring and wavy glass windows. via nytimes

Can I live here?

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In 1946, two legendary artists began collaboration on a short film. More than half a century later, their creation has finally been completed.

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That awkward moment when you’re trying to be dramatic but a leaf ruins it.

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